Monday, May 5, 2008

Kill the Wabbit





Well, it never was my intention to write much on this blog, but the story behind this set is too traumatizing to pass up.

We were coming to the end of a pretty long hike, and the sun was going down when Audrey sighted a giant Antelope Jackrabbit eating horse poo in the middle of the trail just ahead of us. I know it's hard to tell from the photos, but this was a monster. It was like a spindly legged dog with a heavy face. Unfortunately I couldn't get a picture of it standing up, because otherwise you can't see why they call it an antelope.

Anyways we started taking some pictures of this impressive specimen chomping on horse crap, and inched closer hoping to get some better photos without scaring it off. Looking back, I really realize how distorted our concept of reality was. We got closer and closer, and finally I laughed, "Ok, let's just scare it away!" That's when the rabbit got up and jumped towards me, and I jumped back 10 feet. This rabbit was not about to let some yankee tourist get in the way of it and its fecal bonanza. So there we were, being stared down by a god damned bunny. After a brief but tense battle of the wills, we carefully found a route off the trail, giving the beast a wide berth. It monitored us closely until we got back on the trail and continued on.

1 comment:

Alida said...

well that, my friend, is a massive rabbit. and you're a great big dummy.
you guys musta forgot your spear and magic helmet.